illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
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officialwhitemom:

My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel

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snoop-dork:

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck

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myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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